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Warning: Creating default object from empty value in /home/jimstant/public_html/fetchmyflyingmonkeys/wp-content/themes/platformpro/admin/class.options.metapanel.php on line 49 Sometimes it’s harder to find your happy place | Fetch My Flying Monkeys
I got a call that woke me up this morning from my friend Duane wanting me to log into my fake RuPaul Drag Race profile and trash a drag queen that is suspected of cheating. So I slept a while longer, then got up and trashed the drag queen. I still think they are scary, but they don’t compare to the horror of what happened to me next. I spoke to Joseph who proceeded to tell me about his sex life IN DETAIL. After I faked losing connection on that call, I ran to the shower and cried to the sweet baby Jesus to make the visuals go away. No amount of scrubbing would cleanse the imagery that kept playing over and over in my mind, so I gave up and started working on a banner/masthead for his site that I had promised him. Obviously I can be blackmailed. I also made a summer one for this site.
I got an email from my buddy Richard. He’s a long time reader of this blog and he went MIA so I had sent him an email checking on him. He lives in California and a wildfire burned down his house! He was able to save some important stuff and his pets and all is well. It was great to hear from him and I’m VERY glad everyone is fine.
I’m sleeping in tomorrow morning and will have my phone turned off. No more waking up to stories of drag queens and tops and bottoms and being someone’s bitch. *Shudders*
