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Yada, yada, then Beckham and his bulge | Fetch My Flying Monkeys
Everyone needs a fleet of flying monkeys to rip the stuffing out of the annoying people in their lives
— Laura

Yes, the fish cam has been off today. I left the house late and forgot to turn it on. And I think there’s some weird kind of algae stuff growing in the fish tank. The fish still look happy. I will call the fish shop pros tomorrow. Having the cam on when I’m in the house kind of freaks me out by the way. I guess I don’t like the idea of being broadcasted. It’s not like I run around naked. Jesus Christ with a bark bag! Can you imagine? There would be so many lawsuits. Suits for all kinds of medical expenses for things ranging from nausea, scarred corneas, to mental anguish. No, I can’t afford that. Besides my team of lawyers dropped me as a client after that Mardi Gras incident where I flashed some tatas for beads. Up until Katrina it was considered one of New Orleans’ darkest moments.



eeekk


I read an article today about some demonstrators getting arrested by police in Rhode Island. Apparently a few of the demonstrators didn’t move fast enough for the police and they tackled this one woman and broke/dislocated her leg. THEN cuffed her. Jesus Christ in a body cast! How gross is this?



Broken Leg Arrest


I finished reading Snuff by Chuck Palahniuk. That’s the guy who wrote Fight Club, and one of my favorite authors. Snuff’s about a porn queen who wants to set a gang bang world record. Six hundred, yes six hundred, guys await their turn in a waiting pen. Yeah, you just know Disney is bidding like a mofo for the movie rights on this one.


Now that I have totally grossed you all out I will leave you with a little something to help you get back to your happy place. David Beckham and his huge penis stuffed in his undies. Enjoy.


   

David Beckham

 

4 Comments
 

4 Responses to Yada, yada, then Beckham and his bulge

  1. J says:

    That picture hurts just to look at.
    I checked the link and they were protesting a small restaurant chain’s use of a distributor? One that the owner denies using? Um. If they are a world-wide union and all couldn’t they go to the source in New York City and picket the actual distributor rather than some local guy with three restaurants?

  2. Beth says:

    Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww, nothing like waking up to David Beckham!! Thank you, you just made my day!!!

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