Everyone needs a fleet of flying monkeys to rip the stuffing out of the annoying people in their lives
— Laura
Last week my friend Duane called and during the conversation he mentioned that he wanted to see a new horror movie that was releasing called ” One Missed Call”. It’s some kind of teenager horror flick about receiving a cellphone message that is actually your final last moments- meaning you listen to your own death. If you ask me it’s just a tweaked version of “The Ring” and “Final Destination”. But no one asked me.
After work today I called Duane’s cellphone. I knew he was in New Orleans and since it was 4:30 in the afternoon I knew he’d be falling down stinky drunk inebriated and probably licking on some male strippers unavailable. Luckily for me the call went straight to voicemail and so I was able to leave my version of his untimely demise. Let’s just say it involved a random meeting with a stranger in a public bathroom, bruised knees, and at least five minutes of making choking sounds.
I can’t wait for my voicemail from him. I’m really hoping George Clooney is in there somewhere.
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George Clooney is in Columbus, GA tonight. He wanted to go the world famous….ah hell…I can’t remember. I do know he’s here though. I’m cereal.
Who’s this George Cloony you speak of??????
Keith, oh wow, too bad he has that restraining order out on me : (
Richard- did you close your 360 blog?
not that I know of….lol
Guess I’ll have to check it.
seems to be ok Laura….one never knows with yahell.
Richard- I still can not see your blog in 360. Have you changed your privacy settings? I signed in as wicked and can’t see your blog- only profile info.
you wanna see a spooky flick? check out yahell!