Yo quiero taco bell
I hate stopping for errands after work. I just want to go home, put on my comfy clothes, and forget where I just spent the last eight hours. Today I had to stop at the drug store and pick up a prescription because I’m old and sickly, and I needs me drugs. Everytime I go in there I swear to myself that I am going to change my scripts to another store. I think the pharmacist and his helpers are DMV rejects, if you know what I mean. But that’s another blog for another time.
Today I walk in the store and damn if there isn’t three people in front of me. Three Mexicans that didn’t speak English. That’s okay, I’m really not predjudice. I hate everyone equally. I was just a little pissy because this pharmacy is slow as molasses and they take great joy in basically ignoring anyone at the counter. So I knew I was there for awhile. As I’m standing there watching the ONE pharmacy clerk scream slowly ( because everyone knows that if you say it loud enough and slow enough everyone should understand English) to the other customers in front of me, I also noticed that they all had Medicaid cards, signed a big X on the little drug receipt thingy and walked out without having to pay a dime. When my turn came, I told the clerk my name and that I had one prescription to pick up. She grabs my bag out of the alpha bin, scans it, and tells me “That will be $68.60″. AND THIS IS WITH MY INSURANCE DRUG COVERAGE! What the fuck is wrong with this picture? Not only do I have to have four imaginary children to get my comps, now I have to fake being an illegal alien? How about an illegal WITH my four kids? Bet I’d be flying fat and sassy then. The world This country would be my oyster.
And to add insult to injury, as I was walking out to my car I saw the customers that were in front of me at the pharmacy pulling out of the parking lot all piled in a big brand new SUV.
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You need a Pharmacy with a drive-up window.
As to the possible illegals….you need an Immigration Agent.
I would like to order 3 chicken tacos, 1 beef meximelt, 1 nachos bell grande, 2 chalupas and 4 apple empanadas…oh I forgot to add a diet pepsi.
por favor