Everyone needs a fleet of flying monkeys to rip the stuffing out of the annoying people in their lives
— Laura
From the monthly archives: October 2007

Sweet seven pound eight ounce baby Jesus

By On October 31, 2007 · 1 Comment

Question: What would be better than winning a clothing optional date with George Clooney?


Answer: Getting an electric bill with “NONE” as the balance.



Question: And what would be better than a zero balance electric bill?


Answer: A zero balance electric bill with a $82.41 credit [...]

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Hydrophobia can be your friend

By On October 31, 2007 · 2 Comments


That’s an old pic of my dog in one of his first Halloween costumes. I believe in recycling.


There really isn’t too much new to report here. I have been busy, which is, of course, code for lazy, and haven’t been blogging as much as I should. Again, I [...]

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PETA would be pissed

By On October 29, 2007 · 3 Comments

It’s that time of year again. Time for me to get even for those vet bills, puked on rugs, and early morning wake ups.


 



                                Her Majesty as a blue elephant.


 



                                 The old guy as a lion.


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Dance, Monkeys, Dance

By On October 28, 2007 · 3 Comments

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