Everyone needs a fleet of flying monkeys to rip the stuffing out of the annoying people in their lives
— Laura
I have my horoscope on my homepage at work. You know, how when you basically live for 8 hours in a cubicle world you try to personalize everything? Yeah, I know, sad. Anyway, it read as follows…
“Your secret ambition to take over the world is becoming a more attainable goal than you might have thought.”
Yeah Baby! Bout fucking time!
First thing on the agenda, make George Clooney my concubine.
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you do know that George is a big pansey, don’t you?
In fact, from what the waiter at the hotel near his Lake Como villa in Otaly says….he’s a power bottom.
Richard, stop dissing on my man! It’s all lies. Why, oh why, can’t we hetro chicks have ONE hot man without suspicion he plays for the other team??? Don’t ya’ll go claiming the hotties and leave us the rest! Pffft!
LMAO…I’m not saying it because I want him….he’s wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy to old for me….I’m more into the 5 times a night *younger models* than the once a week *older* models.