Everyone needs a fleet of flying monkeys to rip the stuffing out of the annoying people in their lives
— Laura
Miss South Carolina, Lauren Caitlin Upton, gave the most moronic funniest response during the Miss Teen USA pageant.
Host Mario Lopez stood by as she was asked, “Recent polls have shown a fifth of Americans can’t locate the U.S. on a world map. Why do you think this is?”
Miss South Carolina answered, “I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uhmmm, some people out there in our nation don’t have maps and uh, I believe that our, I, education like such as uh, South Africa, and uh, the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and I believe that they should, uhhh, our education over here in the US should help the US, uh, should help South Africa, it should help the Iraq and the Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future, for us.”
Ummmm, what the hell? This chick makes Paris Hilton look like a Mensa member. How much do you want to bet she’s one of those that can’t find the U.S. on a world map? I bet she also thinks she needs a passport to go to New Mexico.
And if you think I made this up, here’s the video…
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Soon she will be running with the evil trio of Spears/Lohan/Hilton-Richie. Be afraid, be very afraid… they are multiplying.
The saddest part of this whole thing is that she is ….are you ready??….a 3.5 GPA. WTF are they teaching or should I say NOT teaching these kids today?
Well South Carolina educational system is ranked second to last nationally..last being Mississippi. And I believe it. I knew a girl from Mississippi that said, and I quote, ” We (the U.S.)never exploded no nuclear bomb on anyone.” We all looked at her and said, “Didn’t they teach you about WWII in school, or have you never seen a film about us nuking Japan TWICE?” and she replied, ” I was too busy with shopping and boys.” Perhaps she just needed a map.