Miss South Carolina, Lauren Caitlin Upton, gave the
most moronic funniest response during the Miss Teen USA pageant.
Host Mario Lopez stood by as she was asked, “Recent polls have shown a fifth of Americans can’t locate the U.S. on a world map. Why do you think this is?”
Miss South Carolina answered, “I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uhmmm, some people out there in our nation don’t have maps and uh, I believe that our, I, education like such as uh, South Africa, and uh, the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and I believe that they should, uhhh, our education over here in the US should help the US, uh, should help South Africa, it should help the Iraq and the Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future, for us.”
Ummmm, what the hell? This chick makes Paris Hilton look like a Mensa member. How much do you want to bet she’s one of those that can’t find the U.S. on a world map? I bet she also thinks she needs a passport to go to New Mexico.
And if you think I made this up, here’s the video…