Everyone needs a fleet of flying monkeys to rip the stuffing out of the annoying people in their lives
— Laura

All I can do is laugh. Wow, two more cavity searches! But I’m sure it’s not like these three haven’t had all kinds of stuff crammed up their asses before, except now there’s latex involved. The LA County Sheriff’s Office is going to run out of hazmat suits soon.
Of course, there’s still Britney. But she’s kind of like their retarded cousin or something. She’ll end up in an insane asylum soon enough. Or on the streets eating out of dumpsters, hissing at people walking by.
Now, if they will all just go away.
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you ARE planning to have this blog fumigated now aren’t you?