Everyone needs a fleet of flying monkeys to rip the stuffing out of the annoying people in their lives
— Laura
My fabulous friend Duane called me last night and asked me to go look at his new MySpace page. He’s a bit of a celebrity in his mind the gay community in Denver and he’s all about self promoting. He works as a DJ and a stand up comedian in the mile high city. He asked me to go look at his page while I was on the phone with him. I complained that I hated MySpace and he said I was just pissy because I haven’t met the right predator there.
When I opened his page I saw that he had used a photo of himself in drag that had been photoshopped Andy Warholish style. I had had this debate with him before, that in drag he looks like Joy Behar with a dead cat on her head. He told me I was just jealous of his glamour.
Once again, I am presenting evidence that I am correct.
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I can’t believe the bitch is admitting to being 39. And did you notice that she also stole your video.
She is always stealing other people’s material to make her bitch ass popular.
I’ll just say…..HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA