The Trinity of Evil is now complete
All I can do is laugh. Wow, two more cavity searches! But I’m sure it’s not like these three haven’t had all kinds of stuff crammed up their asses before, except now there’s latex involved. The LA County Sheriff’s Office is going to run out of hazmat suits soon.
Keeping the crazy in and unmedicated
Why don’t I tell people my true feelings? Because shortly after they suggest psychopharmaceuticals to me. And offer to pay for them.
Bad feedback equals conjugal visit from a man named Snake
I’ve taken a few days off work to get things done around here. And by “get things done around here”, I mean sleep late and watch some movies, since plans for leaving town on a little vacation were squashed. Oh, I also put some things on Ebay. I hope they sell, [...]
No cats were harmed in the making of this post
My fabulous friend Duane called me last night and asked me to go look at his new MySpace page. He’s a bit of a celebrity in his mind the gay community in Denver and he’s all about self promoting. He works as a DJ and a stand up comedian in the [...]
Links to Enjoy
- Andrew Knapp Photos.
- Pot Noodles.
- The Hyena Handlers of Nigeria.
- Rest in fucking pieces, Mr. Darcy.
- Wake Up!
- Hitler's Home Movies.
- Subway Surfer.
- MC Mom.
- Is Your Girlfriend a Horse?
- Now I want to go to Iceland.
- Karaoke Hitler.
- Wake up! They see us!
- How a Gas Nozzle Knows When To Shut Off.
- A Yelp Review left for Walter Palmer's Dental Practice.
- Sleeping Guy Gets Twizzlered.
- Birds in Watercolor.
- When Taunting Goes Wrong.
- Google Sheep View.
- 3 year old girl explain the complexities of childbirth in 4 seconds.