All I can do is laugh. Wow, two more cavity searches! But I’m sure it’s not like these three haven’t had all kinds of stuff crammed up their asses before, except now there’s latex involved. The LA County Sheriff’s Office is going to run out of hazmat suits soon.
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Why don’t I tell people my true feelings? Because shortly after they suggest psychopharmaceuticals to me. And offer to pay for them.
I’ve taken a few days off work to get things done around here. And by “get things done around here”, I mean sleep late and watch some movies, since plans for leaving town on a little vacation were squashed. Oh, I also put some things on Ebay. I hope they sell, [...]
My fabulous friend Duane called me last night and asked me to go look at his new MySpace page. He’s a bit of a celebrity in his mind the gay community in Denver and he’s all about self promoting. He works as a DJ and a stand up comedian in the [...]
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- Just a normal day in Russia.
- Song made entirely of Mike Tyson quotes.
- Waking up a hungover teen.
- Fast Food Ice.
- Drunk Voicemail Message.
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- Caught Cheating.
- Real Life Heroes.
- John Merritt, Wood Carver.
- Dog sings along with Adele.
- Corgi Mixes.
- George Takei Responds To "Traditional" Marriage Fans.
- Running in a White Neighborhood.
- I'm going to miss these two.
- Best Costumes and Makeup of 2012.
- Eye Makeup.
- Why I like Jennifer Lawrence.
- Father's Advice to Daughter.
- Upper Body Strength.
- Labor Pain Simulation.
- Chihuahua hates taking baths.
- Printers are scary.
- This rat thinks he's a dog.



