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Not wanting to become muscle bound | Fetch My Flying Monkeys
Everyone needs a fleet of flying monkeys to rip the stuffing out of the annoying people in their lives
— Laura

I have a fantastic runner’s treadmill that I had recieved for Christmas that sits in the middle of my living room. Well, it’s not actually in the middle, but to the side. I had it placed there so that it would be used. Not placed in the bedroom or a spare room where I am certain it would just be used for a giant clothes hanger or storage platform. It’s right where when I plant my ass on the couch it screams at me, " Get up! Get up you lazy wench and use me!" It won’t shut up until I get up and use it. And, yes, I curse back at it a lot.

It’s turned summer here in South Carolina, and even though you run your air conditioner in your home, you still feel the mugginess in the air. I decided that I needed a fan blasting on me while using the bossy treadmill. A clip-on wouldn’t do. The ceiling fan wasn’t enough. I needed something powerful. So I got a standing fan that tilts up directly on me. It’s exercise nirvana. This fan also is remote controlled, because pushing a button manually would be too intensive of a workout. And I don’t want to bulk up with too much muscle.

Yesterday was gloomy and rainy. I wanted to go take some interesting pictures for this blog, but instead went shopping. So here’s a pic of the adorable flip flops/slippers I got  to wear around the house. These said "Hey, look girly while you avoid stepping barefooted on any squishy hacked up hairballs on the floor." Yes, everything talks to me.                                              

                                         

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One Response to Not wanting to become muscle bound

  1. richard says:

    And you’ve had this problem for HOW long?

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