I spend my three day weekend coughing and sneezing. Yep, I had a head cold. I hate summer colds more than I hate clowns. I did nothing but watch television and marvel at how much mucus the human body can produce. If mucus could be used as an alternative fuel, I would have been [...]
I live in the deep south. Columbia, South Carolina. The capital city. It’s not that large compared to most cities. It has all the same problems as larger cities, you know, crime, bad traffic, high taxes. What it doesn’t have is the good stuff cities have. A nightlife, activities, places of interest to go to. Sure we [...]
I went to the post office this morning to get my mail from my P.O. box. I have a P.O. box because I order a lot of porn and write obsessive fan letters to celebrities kids in my neighborhood mess with mailboxes. Anyway, I had to get stamps due to the postal service raising their rates, [...]
