Save the whales and pass the kleenex
I spend my three day weekend coughing and sneezing. Yep, I had a head cold. I hate summer colds more than I hate clowns. I did nothing but watch television and marvel at how much mucus the human body can produce. If mucus could be used as an alternative fuel, I would have been [...]
My day was hosted by Rod Sterling
I live in the deep south. Columbia, South Carolina. The capital city. It’s not that large compared to most cities. It has all the same problems as larger cities, you know, crime, bad traffic, high taxes. What it doesn’t have is the good stuff cities have. A nightlife, activities, places of interest to go to. Sure we [...]
A conversation I had with a co-worker today
"Eddie Murphy is still denying that that is his baby Scary Spice had."
"Oh yeah? Well is he going to take that DNA test?"
"She’s going to take him to court."
"Good for her, make him pay for that child. Hey, Britney Spears’ new boyfriend is back in rehab."
"Didn’t she meet him in rehab?"
Next Christmas I am getting them motivational posters
I went to the post office this morning to get my mail from my P.O. box. I have a P.O. box because I order a lot of porn and write obsessive fan letters to celebrities kids in my neighborhood mess with mailboxes. Anyway, I had to get stamps due to the postal service raising their rates, [...]
Links to Enjoy
- Andrew Knapp Photos.
- Pot Noodles.
- The Hyena Handlers of Nigeria.
- Rest in fucking pieces, Mr. Darcy.
- Wake Up!
- Hitler's Home Movies.
- Subway Surfer.
- MC Mom.
- Is Your Girlfriend a Horse?
- Now I want to go to Iceland.
- Karaoke Hitler.
- Wake up! They see us!
- How a Gas Nozzle Knows When To Shut Off.
- A Yelp Review left for Walter Palmer's Dental Practice.
- Sleeping Guy Gets Twizzlered.
- Birds in Watercolor.
- When Taunting Goes Wrong.
- Google Sheep View.
- 3 year old girl explain the complexities of childbirth in 4 seconds.